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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Spiritfarer x The Magnus Archives

Oliver Banks as the Spiritfarer made the most sense to me since he’s the End Avatar we know and love, so it makes sense he’d be the one to do this job. Plus he has a history with boats, it kinda works out.

Michael as a ferret at first didn’t have a love of thought behind it, but I realized that is sorta the point. He was an extremely not special guy, he was just a normal man, just a ferret. His lack of importance to the greater need of Gertrude was his tragedy, he was dispensable.

Jane as a pile of worms is due to her actual connection to the worms, but it’s even more than that. When I was figuring out whether or not I actually wanted to add her to I had to ask did she die with the wasp next or did she die in the archives, and that is the point of her spirit. She is this mess of worms trying to recreate a version of herself from before the wasp nest, someone who simply does not exist anymore.

Agnes is a peacock styled as a phoenix, to show how she was mythicized by everyone who met and knew her, but she was still always just a person, just an average bird with the weight of her prophecy on her shoulders.

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(A girl put on her red riding hood and packed up a basket of food for her grandmother. She ventured into the forest, where she encountered a wolf. By the time the girl reached her grandmother’s home, the wolf had swallowed the grandmother whole and disguised himself in her clothes. He ate the girl as well, but a woodsman came by and sliced the wolf in two with his axe, and the girl and her grandmother emerged alive.)

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In another life, it was the woodsman who ventured into the forest and encountered the wolf. They became fast friends.

(There was no girl, no grandmother, no basket of food. The woodsman did not slice the wolf in two with his axe. He had no reason to.)

(Yet.)

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The New York Times reported that the San Francisco headquarters will also soon see conference room names changing to words with the letter X in them, such as “eXposure,” “eXult” and the exceptionally cringeworthy “s3Xy."

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Oh god I’m crying

According to SFist, the shutdown halfway through "left the 10th Street side of the building with a sign that only said “er.”"

They apparently didn't get the permits to do the work, which is about par for the course for Twitter under Musk.

The ultimate goal for Elon is reportedly to turn Twitter into an “everything app” called X with everything from social networking to banking to shopping. He's already launched a shell company in Nevada called X Corp., and earlier this month launched an AI company called xAI — and he's even named one of his own children "X."

This man is a 14 year old

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a news alert just popped up on my phone

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The Barbie Movie.

A small, non-comprehensive list of things that stood out to me (spoilers? Kind of?)

  • The soundtrack
  • All the jokes that played off of what it was actually like to play with barbies (the pool & ocean being flat, the cups having no drinks in them, the shower having no water, etc.
  • TRANS BARBIE
  • The choreography
  • The "I Am Kenough" tie-dye sweater
  • Barbies of many shapes and sizes! All very beautiful!
  • THE ENDING, OH MA LORD. Both the way the story concluded really beautifully, but also the ending joke that no one was prepared for—
  • Just... everything about Ryan Gosling's performance
  • Kate McKinnon playing the deranged, "ugly" Barbie
  • In the same vein, that movie would NOT have been complete without representing the kids who played with their dolls "too hard" (cutting their hair, bending them in weird ways, etc.)
  • Acknowledging that Barbie did in fact mean a lot to some girls. This movie was geared towards everyone, whether you grew up loving Barbie or hating her.
  • The mom and her daughter
  • The fact that when Barbie was starting to become "defective" and/or when she was in the real world, you could start to see her ""flaws"". Like I noticed in some scenes her eyebrows were unplucked and no longer perfectly sculpted, or her skin no longer perfectly smooth with foundation.
  • It was clear that SO much thought and research was put into this. I couldn't believe how many references there were to specific clothing items, certain playsets, etc.
  • The fact that Barbie and Ken DIDN'T end up together, and that Barbie DIDN'T indulge Ken in his flirtations (is that a word?) even once
  • THE FACT THAT I WAS SO CLOSE TO ACTUAL TEARS LIKE SEVEN TIMES???? LIKE WHAT????
  • The weird dark humor coming out of nowhere
  • The fact that Barbie never once looked at the human women (who were "imperfect" in comparison to her) with disgust
  • ......the moment between her and the woman on the bench 😭😭😭
  • The mom's rant about how hard it is being a woman (esp a mother) and how you can never win 🙌🙏
  • The misogyny in the Real World was so well done. It wasn't overexaggated or over the top it was just NORMAL EVERYDAY LIFE
  • THE JOKE ABOUT HAVING A MAN SIT YOU DOWN TO TALK ABOUT THE GODFATHER ASDJGKDLW
  • The moment where I went "OH so THAT'S where the mugshot memes came from"
  • Ruth Handler <3
  • The fact that everyone came to the theater dressed either in pink or Barbie-like attire :)